…and coincidentally the funniest. Kristin Wiig is one of the 5.25 funniest people on the planet. I’m the 0.25
…and coincidentally the funniest. Kristin Wiig is one of the 5.25 funniest people on the planet. I’m the 0.25
There’s nothing I can add, really. Just go. Try not singing the theme song…
Super rad stop motion photography of a 4 hour session and the beginnings of a sleeve based on the evolution of the camera. Part 2 is below…
I’m torn. I’m a purist when it comes to photography. I like to take what I shoot and process it as little as possible, which typically means I’ll adjust alignment and maybe crop the frame but that’s it. No Photoshopping, correcting, adding or subtracting, etc.
Well, I purchased a copy of Adobe Lightroom recently and I’m in love with it (we’re registered at Crate & Barrel and Adorama Camera, if you’d like to buy us a gift). It’s stupid powerful and why I’d ever need Photoshop for anything I’d ever do is a mystery. It’s easy to use, has plenty of features and makes some really gorgeous photographs and most importantly it makes already gorgeous photographs amazing.
Now, I know what you’re saying/thinking “WTF? I thought you were a purist?” and I totally agree; I’m backtracking on that stance a bit. What I’ve found is that when shooting RAW, Lightroom lets me make the photo as I saw it through the lens and how I intended it to look. That means if the white balance is all jacked up, I correct it. I was trying to highlight a certain area, I can highlight it. Where I draw the line is editing what/who I shot to make it look BETTER or different. You have a little freckle you don’t like? Tough shit; that’s who you are. This branch in the background is sort of distracting and can be edited out? No way Jose; that’s what I shot so it stays. Now, if someone is paying me and they want me to process the photo it’s your money and I’ll happily oblige. But, as far as MY photography goes, Homey don’t play that.
I guess my militant stance against the Photoshop army is that I believe a great deal of those photographers have the mentality “It doesn’t matter, I’ll just fix it in post” and that bugs the shit out of me. I find that shooting that way makes you lazy, maybe not care as much. Or maybe, it lets you focus on composition, lighting and such; who knows. I’d rather try as hard as I can to get the photo as close to perfect as possible and then make adjustments after the fact as a fall-back rather than rely on post-processing as a crutch.
Photography is an art just as I’d argue that processing photos is an art; a different art with nothing to do with photography. The composition aspect of photography is what really gets me excited and there’s no amount of processing that can correct you standing 3′ left of where you should have been standing for the best frame or being in the wrong place to capture the light coming through some window. But if you capture the perfect frame and you underexposed it or you didn’t have the right f/stop to highlight the area of the frame you saw through the lens, I guess I’m saying it’s OK to go in and correct that.
So there ya go; even I eat crow…I just don’t edit out that ugly feather or another crow in the background that wasn’t supposed to be there.
I’m not sure if I was just in some crazy mood and everything was funnier than it should have been, but I think it took me 3 times to get through this video I was laughing so hard. It’s refreshing to see C-3PO chiming up and speaking back as a sassy black man rather than some whiny, blinged out protocol droid.
Uncle Owen: I have no need for a protocol droid
C-3PO: Well I ain’t go need for a pasty old white man coming at me talking like that. God damn…
I love exploring photography, especially the crazy techniques and subjects. I’m a big fan of blurred out images, I love taking photos at strange angles and capturing subjects in ways that you’ve maybe not seen; you get the idea. When I first saw infrared photos, I was hooked; this was some crazy photography.
Our eyes can only see lightwaves up to about 720nm which is where the “reds” in the color spectrum reside but there’s a lot more light that we cannot see. Everything beyond that to around 1000nm is known as infrared then you get into the gnarly stuff like X-ray, microwave and such but for our purposes we don’t really about care those. Infrared light reflects off everything but in different ways than the visible light and we never get to see it because it’s beyond what our eyes are capable of…until infrared filters were invented; enter our hero and his D70.
I picked up a cheap 760nm filter (it filters out all light BELOW 760nm) and went out last weekend and the results are disturbing but incredible. The photo above is the same as the 1st photo in the post but with the IR filter attached to the lens; this is not “photoshopping” or post production, this is simply filtering out all light below 760nm. Crazy, right? They used to make IR photographs with film developed by Eastman Kodak that was IR sensitive but these days people modify their cameras to shoot IR photographs or go the easier/cheaper route and buy a filter and attach to the end of your lens. The results are crazy cool and I look forward to shooting with this technique often and producing some unbelievable images.
So, I’m not going to muddy this up with any more words or lower-res images. Go to the flickr album and watch this slideshow in glorious high-res. You will like.
“I can’t remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride…but something touched me deep inside…the day…the music…died…”
Don MacLean wrote American Pie in 1971 about the 1959 plane crash that took the lives of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper. Those three musicians (especially Holly) were some of the most influential of their time and their passing was monumental; probably the saddest event in the history of music.
On Wednesday when Steve Jobs lost his battle with pancreatic cancer, the music died; a much louder, more beautiful, more inspirational, far-reaching music than the world had ever heard.
What I can’t believe is how torn up I am about this. I mean, when I heard he had passed I was shocked and then re-reading all his unbelievably inspirational quotes and seeing iconic images of him I started to feel genuinely sad like a friend had died. Finally, on Thursday I went to Apple’s homepage and honestly shed a tear when this is all that was there.
Wow. He’s really gone. He was so other-worldly I guess I just assumed he’d never leave us. But in the end, the pancreatic cancer he had no way of fixing or making better (as he did with everything he ever touched) took his life after a mere 56 years. I guess I write this because I want you to know what he and his innovations have meant to me my entire life. He wasn’t just some guy to me, he was a true inspiration; a hero.
An Apple IIe was the first computer I ever used with it’s black and green screen and I fell in love with Oregon Trail and simple word/math games in elementary school. My Dad bought the first Macintosh where I first played with this new device called a “mouse” and painted the crappiest drawings you’ve ever seen with the spraycan or pencil tools in MacPaint. I remember what a huge deal it was in junior high when the school got an entire computer lab of Apple IIgs’ with their rad color screens! Yes, I was raised on Apple computers and I loved them. What Apple did for education was monumental. The long-running joke had always been that Apple computers were for education and graphic designers but where would I/we be without Apple’s contributions to education?
I switched my life over to 100% apple about 4 years ago and I’ve never looked back. As I type this on my iMac and navigate with my Magic Mouse, listening to a podcast downloaded through iTunes and backing it up on the Time Capsule which also acts as my router I’m checking a text I just received on my iPhone and sending someone an email using my me.com email address and will be heading out later with my Macbook Air to meet someone to discuss business plans. So yeah, you might say that I am a big fan of the products and services Apple offers and with good reason: they are the best.
Sadly, there had become this “us vs. them” mentality of the devout Apple users pitted against the die-hard PC folks, exemplified in Apple’s brilliant “I’m a Mac…” ad campaign. What the PC people forget is that it’s that competition with Apple that helped advance their hardware and software to where it is today. Never-mind who is “better” both Apple and Microsoft or the PC community at large are better because of Steve Jobs. Jobs vs. Gates was always played up but I’m guessing if you asked Bill Gates about the matter he’d say the same thing. If you have ever used a computer, you owe the way you interact with that computer to Steve Jobs. The invention of the Macintosh computer and the Mac OS in 1984 was the dawn of the modern computer and started us down a path we never knew possible and brought about products such as Microsoft Windows and a booming PC industry…and it was Steve Jobs who got the ball rolling.
But for me, the most important thing that Steve Jobs contributed was his passion, his dedication to accomplishing things that many believed were not possible or better yet he just did things that nobody thought of. Watch the video above; it’s unbelievably inspirational and if you thought the passing of Steve Jobs was no big deal, think again…this was one of greatest human beings that’s ever lived and reading or hearing his words gives me goosebumps. He was one stubborn SOB and many times that came off as arrogance but it wasn’t arrogance it was belief in what he was doing and maybe even a bit of frustration with the world around him who doubted him; I can identify with this more than you know. I always admired that about him and that dedication, that unwavering belief in that what he was doing was the best, was right and could be done has inspired me more than a blog piece can explain.
If you know me at all you know I’m different; I think differently than anyone I know in anything/everything I do and I’ve always looked at Jobs as inspiration because he was proof that thinking differently and believing in what you feel and know deep inside is all you ever need to be successful, happy. The slogan “think different” will always be associated with Steve Jobs and that passion for looking at something and saying “yeah, but I want to do something different…” is what made him so amazing. He revolutionized the distribution of music, how we interact with a computer and so many other things because he thought differently. He didn’t just come up with solutions, he came up with entirely new paradigms and created things we’d never imagined or knew we wanted or needed yet here we are swiping at our smartphones or gesturing our way through a webpage like it’s commonplace. That’s the most important thing about Jobs to me: he created. He didn’t just build a better mousetrap, he created an entirely new way to trap mice you never imagined. He always seemed to be a step or 3 ahead of everyone and living in his own little world and sharing that world with us one piece at a time.
And now, we have to trust that his successors can continue his legacy and maybe in a poetic way it’s fitting that Apple’s HQ is located on a street named “Infinite Loop” where Steve’s legacy will live on in perpetuity.
So, thank you Steve. From the bottom of my heart and with every fiber of my being, I thank you for everything you did for the world around you but especially for me, personally. I lost my hero on Wednesday but I’ll never lose the passion for life, the belief that anything is possible, that with hard work and dedication it’s possible for ordinary people to do extraordinary things, that I will encounter myriad people who will challenge and question what I know and believe in my heart, that life is a gift and that following your heart will never leave you astray…all things that you personified more so than anyone I’ll ever know.
October 5, 2011: The day the music died
I went on a live music binge over the last couple weeks and by far my favorite new artist was Chad Valley. He was opening for Active Child (who was amazing and the reason I went to this show) but God damn if Chad Valley didn’t steal the show. Great live performer and such an awesome sound that everyone there seemed to be genuinely surprised by in a very good way. I overheard a girl after his set say, “he way over-exceeded my expectations and I expected him to be really fucking good…” and I couldn’t agree more.
My favorite TV show and theme song with the words “welcome back” in the title…
I’m back and it’s only been a month since my last post. Getting things under control and been writing a lot lately so expect far more frequent updates as I’m banking up posts to share with y’all.
So…welcome back, Bryan.
I love infomercials. I’ve blogged about them here, I’ve watched hundreds of them in my lifetime (multiple times, all the way through as if they maybe figured it out after some time…) and they are just pure entertainment.
Ultimately, I think we can agree that these people wouldn’t have so much trouble if they lived in a world with color instead of clumsily fumbling through their black and white world. Whatever it is, here’s 1:39 of all the troubles that products sold on TV can help you with.